MISSION LOG // 24XX - THE WAR ON FILTH // OPERATIVE: SKULLVOLVER
SKULLVOLVER has been active on the battlefield of the internet for quite sometime, fighting his way through crowds of freaks and inspiring users everywhere to take up arms in the effort of MAKING COOL STUFF. SKULLVOLVER, putting forward his all, has noticed that said effort works up a SWEAT. SWEAT mixed with BLOOD makes for a horrible aura of FILTH. SKULLVOLVER, in search of a solution, has found his way to the headquarters of CHEEKY, teaming up with their top of the line scientists to use BARS OF SOAP as a counter-measure against FILTH. The operative has reported he enjoys "the subtle smells" and the newfound "softness of skin", using this SECRET WEAPON against not only FILTH, but also PSORIASIS. The operative strongly suggests his fellow internet users to raise their bar and "get their asses in their shower", with nothing more to report at this time. // END LOG
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Why Shower With Cheeky?
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Every bar is packed with hydrating ingredients like shea butter and jojoba oil that are proven to moisturize your skin. You'll leave the shower with noticeably softer skin.
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Most soaps have a bland and boring scent. We make soap that you can really smell. Our bars are carefully formulated to have a fun and potent fragrance without being overwhelming.
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You don't need harsh chemicals to get a good clean. We make soap the old-fashioned way with a cold process and nothing but high quality ingredients. It's gentle on your skin and incredibly effective at getting you clean.
Our Promise
For 30 days after your first order, if you've tried out the soap and you really don't like them just let us know and we'll give you a full refund.
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Charlie's License to Clean
A dark musk balanced with bright citrus
CaseOh's Cocomo
A tropical blend of creamy coconut, juicy pineapple, and sweet vanilla
Pulp Francis
A heavenly blend of sweet citrus scents
LoFi Lavender
A relaxing blend of lavender and honey
Sundae Scaries
A calming scent of vanilla bean ice cream. Heavy grit.
Bahami Mommy
A sweet blend of tropical fruits
Soap Saver Tray
Made to properly dry your bar in between washes so they last as long as possible
Soap Bags
Soft yet exfoliating, these bags make soap lather up easy and leave you feeling squeaky clean. 2-Pack.
Orders ship next business day and typically arrive within 3-5 days.
Orders of 12 bars or more (or over $75) qualify for free U.S Shipping.
For returns on your first soap order, see our 30 day money back guarantee.
For all other orders we offer returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase. If for any reason you'd like to return an item, email support@usecheeky.com to arrange the return or exchange.
We think Cheeky soap is the best way to shower. If you don't feel that way we might think you're wrong, but that's okay, we can't all be right. Just let us know that you don't like it and we'll give you a refund
*please note we reserve the right to deny you a refund if we believe you are abusing this policy
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