The Butthole Bandit Loves Cheeky
Everyone knows that Bushy has an alter ego, The Butthole Bandit. You may think this mythical character is only interested in performing devious backshots on unsuspecting soldiers of the lands between, Lordran, and Lothric, but no! This whole time, all the butthole bandit has wanted is for everyone in this world, including you, to have a clean ass. This mission has never been easier than right now because Bushy and The Butthole Bandit have finally partnered up with the best smelling, moisturizing bar soap in the universe, Cheeky. Clean your ass, Buy Cheeky, and use code bushy at checkout.
Moisturizing Body Soap
Your new favorite way to shower
Moisturizing Body Soap
Your new favorite way to shower
GEEGA's Schmelon
A soothing blend of cucumber and Melon
Mix and Match Your Box
Naughty & Nice Set*
Only sold as a pair!
GEEGA's Schmelon
A soothing blend of cucumber and Melon
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Bahami Mommy
A sweet blend of tropical fruits
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Sundae Scaries
A calming scent of vanilla bean ice cream. Heavy grit.
LoFi Lavender
A relaxing blend of lavender and honey
Pulp Francis
A heavenly blend of sweet citrus scents
Touch Grass
An earthy blend of peppermint and tea tree
SPOAP (Spa Soap)
A refreshing blend of eucalyptus and citrus
Absolute Cinnamon
A sweet blend of cinnamon and spice
Just Soap
No fragrance, all the moisturizing ingredients
- Ships Every 3 Months
- Cancel Anytime
- Early Access to Drops
- Fast Shipping
ABSOLUTE CINNAMON - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL;CITRUS SINENSIS (ORANGE) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; PIMENTA RACEMOSA (BAY) OIL; EUGENIA CARYOPHYLLATA (CLOVE BUD) OIL; CINNAMOMUM ZEYLANICUM (CINNAMON) BARK OIL; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; IRON OXIDE (CI 77491); MYROXYLON PEREIRAE (BALSAM PERU) OIL; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
SPAOP - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; EUCALYPTUS RADIATA (EUCALYPTUS) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; CITRUS PARADISI (PINK GRAPEFRUIT) OIL; CITRUS RETICULATA (MANDARIN) OIL; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; MICA (CI 77019); TITANIUM DIOXIDE (CI 77891); CHROMIUM OXIDE GREEN (CI 77288); MENTHA ARVENSIS (MENTHOL) CRYSTALS; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
LOFI LAVENDER - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; LAVANDULA ANGUSTIFOLIA (LAVENDER) OIL; LAVANDULA HYBRIDA (LAVANDIN) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; MEL (HONEY); ULTRAMARINES (VIOLET) POWDER (CI 77007); SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
PULP FRANCIS - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; CITRUS SINENSIS (BLOOD ORANGE) OIL; CITRUS BERGAMIA (BERGAMOT) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; CITRUS SINENSIS (ORANGE) OIL; CITRUA RETICULATA BLANCO VAR TANGERINE (TANGERINE) OIL; MICA (CI 77019); TITANIUM DIOXIDE (CI 77891); IRON OXIDE (CI 77491); CYMBOPOGON FLEXUOSUS (LEMONGRASS) OIL; CITRUS LATIFOLIA TANAKA (LIME) OIL; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
TOUCH GRASS - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; MENTHA PIPERITA (PEPPERMINT) OIL; MELALEUCA ALTERNIFOLIA (TEA TREE) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; CHROMIUM OXIDE GREEN (CI 77288); TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
JUST SOAP - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
Bahami Mommy - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; NATURALLY DERIVED FRAGRANCE; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; ULTRAMARINES (CI 77007); TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
Sundae Scaries - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; NATURALLY DERIVED FRAGRANCE; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; TITANIUM DIOXIDE (CI 77891); PAPAVER SOMNIFERUM (POPPY) SEED; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
Nice - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; NATURAL FRAGRANCE; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; IRON OXIDE (CI 77491);
Naughty - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; NATURAL FRAGRANCE; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; CHROMIUM OXIDE GREEN (CI 77288);
GEEGA's Schmelon - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; NATURAL FRAGRANCE; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; CHROMIUM OXIDE GREEN (CI 77288);
Orders ship next business day and typically arrive within 3-5 days.
Orders of 12 bars or more (or over $75) qualify for free U.S Shipping.
For returns on your first soap order, see our 30 day money back guarantee.
For all other orders we offer returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase. If for any reason you'd like to return an item, email support@usecheeky.com to arrange the return or exchange.
We think Cheeky soap is the best way to shower. If you don't feel that way we might think you're wrong, but that's okay, we can't all be right. Just let us know that you don't like it and we'll give you a refund
*please note we reserve the right to deny you a refund if we believe you are abusing this policy
We're lucky enough to work with incredibly talented artists on our packaging:
Why Shower With Cheeky?
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Every bar is packed with hydrating ingredients like shea butter and jojoba oil that are proven to moisturize your skin. You'll leave the shower with noticeably softer skin.
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Most soaps have a bland and boring scent. We make soap that you can really smell. Our bars are carefully formulated to have a fun and potent fragrance without being overwhelming.
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You don't need harsh chemicals to get a good clean. We make soap the old-fashioned way with a cold process and nothing but high quality ingredients. It's gentle on your skin and incredibly effective at getting you clean.
Our Promise
For 30 days after your first order, if you've tried out the soap and you really don't like them just let us know and we'll give you a full refund.
The Starter Bundle
This will be your new favorite way to shower or your money back
$61
FREE U.S SHIPPING
$54.90
$61
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+ FREE U.S SHIPPING
LoFi Lavender
A relaxing blend of lavender and honey
Touch Grass
An earthy blend of peppermint and tea tree
Pulp Francis
A heavenly blend of sweet citrus scents
Just Soap
No fragrance, all the moisturizing ingredients
Absolute Cinnamon
A sweet blend of cinnamon and spice
SPOAP (Spa Soap)
A refreshing blend of eucalyptus and citrus
Soap Saver Tray
Made to properly dry your bar in between washes so they last as long as possible
Soap Bags
Soft yet exfoliating, these bags make soap lather up easy and leave you feeling squeaky clean. 2-Pack.
ABSOLUTE CINNAMON - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL;CITRUS SINENSIS (ORANGE) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; PIMENTA RACEMOSA (BAY) OIL; EUGENIA CARYOPHYLLATA (CLOVE BUD) OIL; CINNAMOMUM ZEYLANICUM (CINNAMON) BARK OIL; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; IRON OXIDE (CI 77491); MYROXYLON PEREIRAE (BALSAM PERU) OIL; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
SPAOP - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; EUCALYPTUS RADIATA (EUCALYPTUS) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; CITRUS PARADISI (PINK GRAPEFRUIT) OIL; CITRUS RETICULATA (MANDARIN) OIL; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; MICA (CI 77019); TITANIUM DIOXIDE (CI 77891); CHROMIUM OXIDE GREEN (CI 77288); MENTHA ARVENSIS (MENTHOL) CRYSTALS; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
LOFI LAVENDER - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; LAVANDULA ANGUSTIFOLIA (LAVENDER) OIL; LAVANDULA HYBRIDA (LAVANDIN) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; MEL (HONEY); ULTRAMARINES (VIOLET) POWDER (CI 77007); SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
PULP FRANCIS - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; CITRUS SINENSIS (BLOOD ORANGE) OIL; CITRUS BERGAMIA (BERGAMOT) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; CITRUS SINENSIS (ORANGE) OIL; CITRUA RETICULATA BLANCO VAR TANGERINE (TANGERINE) OIL; MICA (CI 77019); TITANIUM DIOXIDE (CI 77891); IRON OXIDE (CI 77491); CYMBOPOGON FLEXUOSUS (LEMONGRASS) OIL; CITRUS LATIFOLIA TANAKA (LIME) OIL; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
TOUCH GRASS - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; MENTHA PIPERITA (PEPPERMINT) OIL; MELALEUCA ALTERNIFOLIA (TEA TREE) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; CHROMIUM OXIDE GREEN (CI 77288); TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
JUST SOAP - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
Bahami Mommy - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; NATURALLY DERIVED FRAGRANCE; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; ULTRAMARINES (CI 77007); TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
Sundae Scaries - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; NATURALLY DERIVED FRAGRANCE; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; TITANIUM DIOXIDE (CI 77891); PAPAVER SOMNIFERUM (POPPY) SEED; TOCOPHEROL; ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS (ROSEMARY) EXTRACT
Nice - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; NATURAL FRAGRANCE; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; IRON OXIDE (CI 77491);
Naughty - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; NATURAL FRAGRANCE; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; CHROMIUM OXIDE GREEN (CI 77288);
GEEGA's Schmelon - HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL; COCOS NUCIFERA (COCONUT) OIL; AQUA; SODIUM HYDROXIDE; ELAEIS GUINEENSIS (PALM) OIL; NATURAL FRAGRANCE; BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA) BUTTER; SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS (JOJOBA) OIL; CHROMIUM OXIDE GREEN (CI 77288);
Orders ship next business day and typically arrive within 3-5 days.
Orders of 12 bars or more (or over $75) qualify for free U.S Shipping.
For returns on your first soap order, see our 30 day money back guarantee.
For all other orders we offer returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase. If for any reason you'd like to return an item, email support@usecheeky.com to arrange the return or exchange.
We think Cheeky soap is the best way to shower. If you don't feel that way we might think you're wrong, but that's okay, we can't all be right. Just let us know that you don't like it and we'll give you a refund
*please note we reserve the right to deny you a refund if we believe you are abusing this policy
We're lucky enough to work with incredibly talented artists on our packaging: